The Twelve Days Of Christmas By Gladys, Weshite and AhPisto

 

 

On the first day of Christmas

The Creek Hash sent to me

A really really crappy GM

 

On the second day of Christmas

The Creek Hash sent to me

Two helmet hats

And  a really really crappy GM

 

On the third day of Christmas

The Creek Hash sent to me

Three Spinneys bags

Two helmet hats

And a really really crappy GM

 

On the fourth day of Christmas

The Creek Hash sent to me

Four specky warts

Three Spinneys bags

Two helmet hats

And a really really crappy GM

 

On the fifth day of Christmas

The Creek Hash sent to me

Five Desert Douche Bags (spit)

Four specky warts

Three Spinneys bags

Two helmet hats

And a really really crappy GM

 

On the sixth day of Christmas

The Creek Hash sent to me

Six spent spit roasters

Five Desert Douche Bags (spit)

Four specky warts

Three Spinneys bags

Two helmet hats

And a really really crappy GM

 

On the seventh day of Christmas

The Creek Hash sent to me

Seven Silicon checkpoints

Six spent spit roasters

Five Desert Douche Bags (spit)

Four specky warts

Three Spinneys bags

Two helmet hats

And a really really crappy GM

 

On the eighth day of Christmas

The Creek Hash sent to me

Eight loads of wood

Seven Silicon checkpoints

Six spent spit roasters

Five Desert Douche Bags (spit)

Four specky warts

Three Spinneys bags

Two helmet hats

And a really really crappy GM

 

On the ninth day of Christmas

The Creek Hash sent to me

Nine Steiney down downs

Eight loads of wood

Seven Silicon checkpoints

Six spent spit roasters

Five Desert Douche Bags (spit)

Four specky warts

Three Spinneys bags

Two helmet hats

And a really really crappy GM

 

On the tenth day of Christmas

The Creek Hash sent to me

Ten name suggestions

Nine Steiney down downs

Eight loads of wood

Seven Silicon checkpoints

Six spent spit roasters

Five Desert Douche Bags (spit)

Four specky warts

Three Spinneys bags

Two helmet hats

And a really really crappy GM

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas

The Creek Hash sent to me

Eleven shite one liners

Ten name suggestions

Nine Steiney down downs

Eight loads of wood

Seven Silicon checkpoints

Six spent spit roasters

Five Desert Douche Bags (spit)

Four specky warts

Three Spinneys bags

Two helmet hats

And a really really crappy GM

 

On the twelth day of Christmas

The Creek Hash sent to me

Twelve Orrsum butties

Eleven shite one liners

Ten name suggestions

Nine Steiney down downs

Eight loads of wood

Seven Silicon checkpoints

Six spent spit roasters

Five Desert Douche Bags (spit)

Four specky warts

Three Spinneys bags

Two helmet hats

And a really really crappy GM